death hack: eat a day old room-temp sub from your backpack
comeondiejung said: 'so what you're saying is you can't afford cocaine or adderall'
no but yes
professor: why haven’t you completed the assignments?
me: Well you see, my currently aimless life is perpetually dragging me into a bottomless pit of obsessive, self-defeatist depression and no one, especially myself, can seem to decipher my manic, muffled cries for help from the depths of my own personal hell. So I guess what I’m trying to say is that I was distracted.
professor: 101010101DOES NOT COMPUTE1010101010101